Gigantic hotdog — 3.5lbs

According to Boing Boing, this gigantic horrifying hotdog weighs in at 3.5 lbs, and is free if you can snork it down in less than four minutes. Best of all, it’s called the Hillbilly Homewrecker. BB called it a “weapon of cardiovascular mass destruction”.
*Shakes head in disbelief.*
