How not to write a longevity article

Look at this fatuous magazine article from Men’s Health called 50 Ways to Beat the Reaper. Someone phoned one in, apparently. The tips range from the somewhat obvious to the downright silly.
20. If You’re Attacked, Hit the Shark in Its Eyes or Gills
24. Vacuum for 30 Minutes
35. Don’t Get Blown to Bits
44. Fall on Your Butt
You get the idea. A real eye-roller if you’re serious about longevity.
Via Digg. Photo: Yuni88.
